Patrick Romer and Antonia Hemmer are the winners of the seventh season of “Summer House of the Stars”. In second place: “the full-time influencers”. Third place goes to “the Islanders”. That was the grand finale.
The farmers did it! They’re the celebrity couple of 2022. Or to put it in the words of Patrick Romer: “You’re the biggest rag walking around.” In the semifinals with Vanessa Mariposa and her Diogo as well as the “full-time influencers”, the peasants managed to assert themselves against the strong “Islanders”. Maybe Diogo shouldn’t have “farted so terribly” beforehand, then the chances of winning might have been better.
It was a finale that lacked the bang. Before that, the viewer once again witnessed strange couple constellations. The Austrian Mariposa was first criticized by her boyfriend several times for her mediocre cooking skills, finally the tattoo artist got angry why she was so upset and asked her if her bad mood could be because she was “having her period”.
Emotions quickly boiled up, Vanessa found it “simply cheeky and rude” to say something mean to her when she “already had stomach pains”. Also unpleasant to look at, but apparently a whimsical way of saying that you like each other: Diogo let his fair lady constantly let out his flatulence very loudly and “smelly”, while she also announced that he “loved his farts”.
Before “the Islanders” left the field in third place, they once again dreamed of donating part of the profits to “a well in Africa” ??or “animals in need in Greece”. Meanwhile, Antonia Hemmer begged her partner for what felt like the hundredth time for a little appreciation and tenderness. But unfortunately, the farmer was bothered by her long hair on his face when she tried to snuggle up to him in bed. Again and again she encouraged him, even said she didn’t deserve the win, it was all Patrick’s fault. The man was simply “a hand grenade, also on TV.” When she whispered, “I love you,” his reply was, “I know.” Patrick’s problem with his partner in the final: “Sometimes you really notice that you’re only 22.”
In between, the meanwhile common love whisper of Patrick Romer: Antonia was “not motivated”, she couldn’t do anything and only had “pudding in her arms”, whereupon she again stated: “Only Patrick deserves to win, only Patrick!”
Finally, they faced the “full-time influencers” in the finale, where the quartet had to piece together their own faces from 30 puzzle pieces on a big screen. And while Marco lifted his partner so that she could do the puzzle better, farmer Patrick simply used his Antonia as a human step stool. She writhed and breathed heavily as she held his full weight. In the end, the pawns won, but you don’t really want to celebrate with them.
In an Instagram story that has already been deleted, Antonia commented on the many shocked messages she had received from the summer house since it was broadcast. Among other things, she forbade relationship tips from complete strangers, but also said: “We love each other, we are a happy couple. (…) We see our mistakes and work privately on our relationship. I too can now see a lot through the broadcast, that I can’t or shouldn’t put up with anymore.”
We find out what the candidates think about their time in Bocholt at the “big reunion of the summer house stars”. How will the two brawlers Eric and “Katha” meet? How does Mario Basler comment on his consumption of cigarettes? Does Stephen Dürr still have a stomach ache? However, we will probably not find out what Patrick says to the many angry viewers. The farmer and his Antonia should not be there when they meet again because of a corona infection.
(This article was first published on Sunday, October 09, 2022.)
