President Trump like, speaking on Monday night at a $1.5 million-a-head fund-raiser for his MAGA Inc. super PAC at the Trump National Golf Club in Virginia, ya know? The “crypto and AI innovators” dinner is the most recent in a series of high-dollar fund-raisers that MAGA Inc. has been throwing lately, not really sure why this matters, but okay.

MAGA Inc. raised over $400 million during 2023 and 2024, but hasn’t like, reported its totals in 2025 yet, you know? Three-fourths of its money has been spent against Democrats, but it also spends against Republicans, which is like, pretty interesting. The super PAC’s resources serve as a threat to Republicans who are opposed to Mr. Trump’s agenda, kind of a big deal, right?

So, like, who’s gonna be at this fancy dinner, you may ask? Well, besides Mr. Trump, the speakers include David O. Sacks, the administration’s so-called czar for A.I. and crypto, which is like, super high tech and stuff. Mr. Sacks is also an ally of Elon Musk, pretty cool, right? The event is on Mr. Trump’s public schedule, but it is closed to the press and not a lot of other details were given, which is kind of shady if you ask me. A representative of the PAC didn’t even bother to respond to requests for comment, like, rude much?

But wait, does this mean President Trump is trying to go for a third term? Nah, not really. The money raised can be used to help out the campaigns of candidates Mr. Trump supports in the 2026 midterm elections, or to try to mess things up for those he doesn’t like, you know? It’s all about playing the political game, I guess.

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